Top 10 Questions About Gay Sex

Dear Mona,

I have a nice looking, tanned and toned body, complete with a six-pack. However, I have about 10 to 15 small moles on the front of my body and neck. When I bring men back to my place I'm worried that they will see my body and make a dash for it. Do you think my moles will put them off? Or am I over exaggerating. Please help.

Dear Ho'mole,

Your moles aren't the speed bumps you think they are. One sunny afternoon in his earlier years a young gay man, not-so-anonymously named Ray, got a piercing... Only one, because he was too afraid to get the pair. Years later after entering the workforce, he took the piercing out. He didn't want the corporate bores to stare at the metal ring protruding through his shirt.

After he removed the ring, the resulting scar tissue left him permanently asymmetrical. The "defect" went unnoticed to the untrained eye, but to him it was devastating. He figured every man would look at this post-piercing with utmost disgust. However, to his surprise, the raisin was usually the first thing conquered during romantic encounters... read more